If you're heading to a Halloween party this weekend and don't have a costume yet, here are five last-minute topical costumes you can throw together with one quick trip to the store...

#1.) HONEY BOO BOO.

Get a bright pink tutu, a curly blonde wig, and a lot of makeup. You can even skip the tutu part and just grab a quick outfit at Kmart.

#2.) PSY.

Even if you don't have a bright-colored suit you can pull this off. Just wear ANY suit, a black bowtie, and sunglasses. And get ready to do the "Gangnam Style" dance with the 500 other people dressed as Psy.

#3.) CLINT EASTWOOD.

Wear a suit, hike up your pants, spray your hair gray, and carry a chair around. Plus that way you'll have a seat at all times.

#4.) "MAGIC MIKE".

If you can pull it off . . . do it. If some of your friends can pull it off and you can't, go as a stripper who hasn't stripped yet.

#5.) ENDEAVOUR SHUTTLE TRANSPORT.

Paint a refrigerator box white, strap it to your back, and walk around bumping it into things because it's way too wide to fit anywhere.

You're welcome!