Less than two months after tying the knot with Courtland Rogers, "Teen Mom 2" star Jenelle Evans announced she wants out of their marriage.
"I am getting a divorce, ASAP," she posted on Facebook earlier this morning, after getting out of the hospital for a mysterious injury that allegedly put her and her unborn child in danger.
"YOU F**KING LEAVE OUT OF TOWN AND I MIGHT BE HAVING A MISCARRIGE?! F**K U, U F**KING PIECE PF S**T," she oh-so-eloquently added.
No word on what actually went wrong between the two, but going through Jenelle's Facebook and tweets, it sounds like she thinks Courtland was trying to hook up with other women behind her back.
Courtland has remained vague on the issue, only tweeting: "I never did anything to hurt my wife I always loved her with every ounce of my heart."
The two are expecting their first child together. Both have kids from previous relationships ... but do not have custody of them.
Two months may not seem very long, but by Hollywood standards, it's nowhere near the shortest celeb marriage.
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UPDATE: Jenelle's lawyer tells E! that Evans has filed assault charges against Courtland -- saying "The charges are assault on a female with an unborn child. She made the charges today."